I Never Panic When I Get Lost.

Men Who Drink Herbal Teas Are Seldom Serial Killers.

When Four Or More Men Get Together, They Talk About Sports.

We've Begun To Long For The Pitter-patter Of Little Feet - So We Bought A Dog. Well, It's Cheaper, And You Get More Feet.

Men Have Higher Body Temperatures Than Women. If Your Heating Goes Out In Winter, I Recommend Sleeping Next To A Man. Men Are Like Portable Heaters That Snore.

Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.