I Never Really Worked With Chris Farley,

I Guess I'm Odd-looking. I'm Skinny. But I'm Not Only Skinny - I'm Oddly Shaped.

I Believed In God My Whole Life, And Then Strayed Away From It In My Teen-age Years, Until Recently.

When I Was A Kid, I Was Afraid Of Other Kids.

He Very Nearly Stole A Scene In My Movie, And I Didn't Call Him On It Because I Was Just Like, Hey, I Saw Some Stuff On Superdeluxe And How Many Different Films Do You Have On There? And He Goes, This One, This One, Comedy By Numbers And This One And One Called 'bob Pitches A Movie.' And I'm Like, Oh! And Then I Was Thinking He Would Say, Which Is Very Similar To The One To The One I Did In Your Movie, But He Never Did. I Just Let It Go. I Don't Care.

I Used To Steal A Lot. But I Don't Do That Anymore, Because I Believe In Karma.