I Used To Steal A Lot. But

When I Was A Kid, I Was Afraid Of Other Kids.

I Definitely Know That I Play The Part, However Big Or Small, In The Deaths Of At Least Two People, Chris Farley And Phil Hartmann.

I Believed In God My Whole Life, And Then Strayed Away From It In My Teen-age Years, Until Recently.

Guilt Is A Weird Thing To Me. I Don't Have A Lot Of It.

I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is A Two-way Gift, And Hearing People Laugh Just Warms Me Through And Through.