I Never Stole A Joke In My

At Christmas You Can Get Real Bargains. I Saw One Item Marked Down Ten Dollars. It Was A Yacht.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.

Anytime A Person Goes Into A Delicatessen And Orders A Pastrami On White Bread, Somewhere A Jew Dies.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.