I Never Write A Play With An

It Looks Different When You're Sober; I Thought I Had Twice As Much Furniture.

I Feel Like Writing About A Time When I Was Probably, And Think All Of Us Are, The Happiest Before The Obligations Start In.

You Must Realize That Honorary Degrees Are Given Generally To People Whose Sat Scores Were Too Low To Get Them Into Schools The Regular Way. As A Matter Of Fact, It Was My Sat Scores That Led Me Into My Present Vocation In Life, Comedy.

I Never Write A Play With An Eye To Film.

I Go To See Plays All The Time, And Whenever I See Chekhov, I'm Amazed At How This Russian Play Strikes Home To Me Living 100 Years Later In New York City. I'm Drawn To Him Because Of His Way With Characters And Their Relationships With Each Other.