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It's Always Painful When You're Writing Memoirs Because You've Got To Go Through The Dark Places, But It Gives You A Chance To Find Out The Person You Really Are, Not The Person You Thought You Were.

How Long Do You Want To Wait Until You Start Enjoying Life? When You're Sixty-five You Get Social Security.

I Was Constantly Being Dragged Out Of Movies For Laughing Too Loud.

Money Brings Some Happiness. But After A Certain Point, It Just Brings More Money.

New York Is Not Mecca. It Just Smells Like It.