I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

Occasionally, A Finger Comes Up To Wipe A Tear [of Laughter] From The Eye... And That's My Reward... The Rest Goes To The Government.