I Pay What I Have To And

I Don't See Myself As Offending People.

A Lady With A Clipboard Stopped Me In The Street The Other Day. She Said, 'can You Spare A Few Minutes For Cancer Research?' I Said, 'all Right, But We Won't Get Much Done.'

Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make Them Walk Like A Robot.

There's Things That I Couldn't Joke About But Other People Could.

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