I Realize My Arms Aren't As Toned

Live The Life You'd Be Envious Of If You Saw Someone Else Living It.

If You Think Something's Funny, Go With That. Most Comedians Pull Jokes From A Place Of Honesty.

I Think It's Always Funny When Somebody Thinks You're Going To Do Something Super Sexy And Then You Don't.

I Realize My Arms Aren't As Toned As Halle Berry's But I Don't Want Them To Be.

Nerd. Geek. Used To Be If You Self-identified That Way, You'd Get Thrown Into A Locker And Never Have Sex. Or Worse, Whatever That Is. But To Me And More And More People I Know, Being A Nerd Or A Geek Means Having Passion, Power, Intelligence. Being A Nerd Just Means There Is Something In The World That You Care Deeply About—be It Twelve-sided Dice, A Favorite Sports Team, Your New Laptop Or Night Rider.