I Really Have To Keep An Eye

Doing Nothing Is Very Hard To Do... You Never Know When You're Finished.

Like A Midget At A Urinal I Was Going To Have To Stay On My Toes.

Today, In My Career, I'm Doing What I Love To Do. And That Is, Do Things For The Fun - Do Comedy. It's A Pleasure To Go For The Laughter.

I'm A Professional Actor. If I Was A Plumber, I Wouldn't Just Do My Plumbing In Beverly Hills Bathrooms; I'd Like To Install Air Conditioning Units And A Few Other Things.

Shirley! Don't Call Me Shirley!