I Run Everywhere And Eavesdrop. It's The

I've Never Been Able To Write For Stand-up.

President Reagan Is A Lot Like E.t. He's Cute, He's Lovable, And He Knows Nothing About How Americans Live.

Ever Notice That Soup For One Is Eight Aisles Away From Party Mix?

For A Single Woman, Preparing For Company Means Wiping The Lipstick Off The Milk Carton.

I'd Much Rather See Richard Pryor Or Jackie Mason In A Theater Than In A Club.