I Spent The First 25 Years Of

I Really Hated Fighting People And Hurting Them, But Felt Unable To Stop.

I Love Mixing With Comedians When I'm Working With Them, But When I'm Not I Don't Feel The Need To Hang Around With Them.

And People Are Intrigued If I Really Am As Grumpy In Real Life. People Feel A Bit Let Down If I'm Laughing Or Smiling.

I Took Religion Much Too Seriously, However, And Its Overall Effect Was Depressing. I Would Have Really Liked To Discard It, But Somehow I Couldn't.

In Particular, I Found Praying Very Disturbing, Like Swimming With Bricks Tied To Your Feet. And Yet I Was Drawn To It Constantly.