I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

Lots Of Travel, Away From Home.

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.