I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

I Get Upset Over A Bad Shot Just Like Anyone Else. But It's Silly To Let The Game Get To You. When I Miss A Shot I Just Think What A Beautiful Day It Is. And What Pure Fresh Air I'm Breathing. Then I Take A Deep Breath. I Have To Do That. That's What Gives Me The Strength To Break The Club.

She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To Considerable Trouble. She Couldn't Understand Us At All.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.