I Tend To Think Of Myself As

I'm Terrible About People Wanting To Take Pictures With Me. I'm A Giant Baby About It. They Treat You Like A Cartoon. There's Nothing You Can Do Except Make Light Of It.

I Like Dark Comedies. That's Why I Like The Wayans Brothers.

I Dream Of Starting A Three-man Country Trio Called The Chixie Dicks.

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.

Hookers Don't Like To Snuggle.