My Father Used To Beat Me With

I Kind Of Put Myself Out There As Is. I'm A Quiet Person. I Don't Know If That's Surprising. I'm A Pilates Junkie.

It's Not Good For Comedy To Be Like, 'thanks For Liking Me'. Being Popular Is Poison.

I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It. I'm Glad I'm Only 5'7".

My Brother Has Add, Which Is Weird Because He Drives A Ford Focus. I Told My Brother That Joke But He Didn't Laugh Because He Got Distracted By My Shoe Strings.

I Find Anger To Be Funny. I Find People That Are So Wrapped Up In Their Own Personalities To Be Funny, And Lost. Like Myself In Real Life.