I Do Not Have A Helmet. But

I Used To Be Really Cute. I Could Send You Earlier Photos Where I'm Stunning. But I've Gained About Twenty Pounds Over The Past Two Years, And The More Weight I've Put On, The More Success I've Had. If You Drew A Diagram Of Weight Gain And Me Getting More Work, A Mathematician Would Draw Some Conclusions From That.

The Whole Thing About Working In Front Of The Camera Is To Make People Laugh When They're Not Supposed To.

Privacy Is Big For Me. To Do Interviews Even, I Have A Very Love/hate With It.

My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff, It Smells Like Failure And Onions.

Inappropriateness Is Funny To Me. Rudeness Is Hilarious.