I Do Not Have A Helmet. But

Do You Ever Do Something, And Then Think To Yourself: That's So Raven?

I Dream Of Starting A Three-man Country Trio Called The Chixie Dicks.

I Used To Be Really Cute. I Could Send You Earlier Photos Where I'm Stunning. But I've Gained About Twenty Pounds Over The Past Two Years, And The More Weight I've Put On, The More Success I've Had. If You Drew A Diagram Of Weight Gain And Me Getting More Work, A Mathematician Would Draw Some Conclusions From That.

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.

My Comfort Zone Is Press Conferences.