I Do Not Have A Helmet. But

I Live In Los Angeles And I Had Been Drinking One Night, So I Was On The Walk Of Fame And I Saw Tony Danza's Star And I Started Urinating On It. Just Yelling Out, 'who's The Boss Now?'

I'm Not Cynical When It Comes To Things That Are Important. I'm Cynical About Pop Culture And All That Horseshit.

Whether You Are On The Right Or The Left, Everyone Can Agree That There Are A Lot Of Outside Influences In American Politics That Are Not Good For The System. There's Just Too Much Money.

Element Of Surprise Is Really Fun For Me In Comedy. I Have To Be Surprised, And Everything's Been Done.

I Would Have Changed My Last Name If Being Famous Were My Goal.