I Think Bears And Worms Aren't Very

And Of Course I Didn't Make Any Money From Stand Up For Years, So I Had Temp Jobs. That Was The Way I Made Money.

The Earth Without Art Is Just Eh.

If You Have A Lip Ring Try Hanging Some Tiny Keys From It. This Will Make You Look Even More Interesting.

My Mind Says One Thing, But My Body Says Another. Thanks A Lot, Indian Food And Beer.

I'm A Body Builder, But I Don't Use Weights. I Use Snacks. It's Kind Of A Different Building Process.