The Earth Without Art Is Just Eh.

There Is A Fine Line Between A Sleepover And Just Drinking Way Too Much At Someone Else's House.

Employee Of The Month Is A Good Example Of How Somebody Can Be Both A Winner And A Loser At The Same Time.

To Remove Blood Stains From Your Conscience Try Frozen Margaritas.

I Love Women, But I Feel Like You Can't Trust Some Of Them. Some Of Them Are Liars, You Know? Like I Was In The Park And I Met This Girl, She Was Cute And She Had A Dog. And I Went Up To Her, We Started Talking. She Told Me Her Dog's Name. Then I Said, 'does He Bite?' She Said, 'no.' And I Said, 'oh Yeah? Then How Does He Eat?' Liar.

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.