I Think If You Try To Tailor

It Was Tumultuous, It Was Crazy, But I Would Not Trade It For Anything.

You Can’t Make Everybody Laugh. You Gotta Just Do What You Think Is Funny. Just Be Obstreperous To Everybody.

A Weird Sort Of Awareness Set In, Like, 'wow. My Stand-up Isn't Just Separate From Everything Else I Do Anymore.' With Twitter And Face Book, Everything Is Universal That Everything Everybody Says Gets Seen.

The Earth Is A Used Kleenex On The Universe's Nightstand.

The Mistake That People Make In Stand-up Is Thinking They're Profound Or They're Deep When There Are So Many People Who Have More Worthwhile Ways Of Phrasing Things.