The Earth Is A Used Kleenex On

Everybody Says Before Reviews Come Out, 'oh, Reviews Don't Matter,' Just In Case They're Bad; Everyone Want To Brace Themselves.

I Always Wanted To Write As Much As Perform.

I Think If You Try To Tailor Your Act To Anybody, You End Up With An Act That Doesn't Work Anyway.

Somehow, It Was So Happy A Time. Those Early Days Of Comedy Are When You Get Addicted To It.

I Think I Identify More With The Smart Guy, But Most People Might Take Umbrage At That. I Like To Think Of Myself As A Real Thinker, But I Suppose People Might Beg To Differ.