I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes

When I Was In High School I Experimented Sexually. The Experiment Was To Never Have Sex With Anybody No Matter How Hard I Tried. Success! Hypothesis Confirmed.

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.

I Wanna Buy A Bunch Of Hermit Crabs And Make Them Live Together.

I Think Cats Would Have An Even Worse Attitude If They Found Out How Stupid Their Names Were.

I Wonder If It's Rude For A Deaf Person To Talk With Food In Their Hands.