I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes

I Never Set Out To Do A Sketch Show.

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades.

I Used To Play Sports. Then I Realized You Can Buy Trophies. Now I Am Good At Everything.

If You Want To Dry Hump Someone You Don't Know, Just Act Like They Were Choking.

I've Met A Few People Who Were Passive-aggressive, But I've Never Met Anyone Who Was Aggressive-passive. I Don't Want Tacos! Maybe.