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I Love The Idea Of God, But It's Not Stylistically In Keeping With The Way I Function. I Would Describe Myself As An Enthusiastic Agnostic Who Would Be Happy To Be Shown That There Is A God. I Can See That People Who Believe In God Are Happier. ... But I Doubt.

I Was Born Imagining Myself With An Apron On, With Pies Cooling On The Window Sill And Babies Crying Upstairs. I Thought That All That Stuff Would Somehow Anchor Me To The Planet, That It Was The Weight I Needed To Keep From Just Flying Off Into Space.

I Guess, As They Say, I Never Acquired A Taste For [caviar].

Two Of The Saddest Words In The English Language Are, 'what Party?' And La Is The 'what Party?' Capital Of The World.

Look,' He Said, 'i Don't Think We Should Continue This Discussion. I Don't Like This Side Of You.' 'i'm Not A Box,' She Said 'i Don't Have Sides. This Is It. One Side Fits All. This Is It.