I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower