I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.