I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over Hate.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.