I Thought I Was The Last American

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

National 21 Drinking Age, Huh, What Do You Think About That? A Bunch Of Malarkey, Whatever Malarkey Is, Man, It's A Whole Bunch Of It.

Rave Music Sounds Like An Electronic Disco Version Of '30s Universal Monster Movies.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

I Can't Understand People Calling Themselves Religious And Being Hateful. If A Preacher Is Preaching Hate, To Fear God That's Not Religion, That's Not Helping Humanity, That's Organizing An Army To Defeat Somebody.