I Thought I Was The Last American

I Can't Understand People Calling Themselves Religious And Being Hateful. If A Preacher Is Preaching Hate, To Fear God That's Not Religion, That's Not Helping Humanity, That's Organizing An Army To Defeat Somebody.

She's Vibrator Dependent.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

People From Outer Space They Come Up To Me, They Don't Look Like Doctor Spock, They Don't Look Like Klingons, All That Star Trek Jive. They Look Like Elvis.

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.