Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

Rave Music Sounds Like An Electronic Disco Version Of '30s Universal Monster Movies.

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.

Elvis, Heal Me, Save Me. Elvis, Make Me Be Born Again In The Perfect Elvis Light.