Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.

I Can't Understand People Calling Themselves Religious And Being Hateful. If A Preacher Is Preaching Hate, To Fear God That's Not Religion, That's Not Helping Humanity, That's Organizing An Army To Defeat Somebody.

I Graduated From College In Ohio And Bummed Around For A While, And Then I Joined Vista, Which Was A Domestic Peace Corps Kind Of Thing, And They Sent Me To Colorado.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

When I Look Out Into Your Faces, You Know What I See? I See A Little Bit Of Elvis In Each And Every One Of You Out There.