Music Tele-vision Should Be Covered In Jism.

Elvis Is Everywhere. Elvis Is Everything. Elvis Is Everybody. Elvis Is Still The King.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

I Graduated From College In Ohio And Bummed Around For A While, And Then I Joined Vista, Which Was A Domestic Peace Corps Kind Of Thing, And They Sent Me To Colorado.