I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos,

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of Bread. I Said, Baby, Baby, Baby, Are You Dead?

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.