She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

Elvis, Heal Me, Save Me. Elvis, Make Me Be Born Again In The Perfect Elvis Light.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

You Only Live Once, So Off With Them Pants. Hell Ain't For Sure, It's Only A Chance.