She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.

She's Vibrator Dependent.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

People From Outer Space They Come Up To Me, They Don't Look Like Doctor Spock, They Don't Look Like Klingons, All That Star Trek Jive. They Look Like Elvis.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.