Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of Bread. I Said, Baby, Baby, Baby, Are You Dead?

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

Elvis Is Everywhere. Elvis Is Everything. Elvis Is Everybody. Elvis Is Still The King.

People From Outer Space They Come Up To Me, They Don't Look Like Doctor Spock, They Don't Look Like Klingons, All That Star Trek Jive. They Look Like Elvis.