I Can Fall Asleep At Any Time

She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of Bread. I Said, Baby, Baby, Baby, Are You Dead?

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

National 21 Drinking Age, Huh, What Do You Think About That? A Bunch Of Malarkey, Whatever Malarkey Is, Man, It's A Whole Bunch Of It.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.