Elvis, Heal Me, Save Me. Elvis, Make

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

I Can't Understand People Calling Themselves Religious And Being Hateful. If A Preacher Is Preaching Hate, To Fear God That's Not Religion, That's Not Helping Humanity, That's Organizing An Army To Defeat Somebody.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.