I Took A Public Speaking Class In

Sometimes I Make My Life A Living Hell By Writing Complex Stories With Complex Characters. But I Love It.

Thanksgiving, Man. Not A Good Day To Be My Pants.

I Could Never Be James Bond.

I Just Want To Put Some Positive Stuff Out There. If It Works, Great. If It Doesn't, No Problem.

You've Got To Go After Your Dreams. If You Don't Make An Effort, Nothing's Ever Going To Change.