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I Could Never Be James Bond.

I Never Played A Musical Instrument Growing Up But I Knew Kids Who Did And Took It Very Seriously.

Nobody Actually Ever Does This—escaping Through A Window.

Just Me Onstage With A Mike Having An Intimate Relationship With The Audience. I Don't Get Nervous For That. I Just Get Excited.

When You're Big You Don't Need A Reason To Sweat. You Don't, Right? My Friends Cannot Grab A Hold Of This Concept. They Come Up To Me All The Time Like Jeez! What Have You Been Doing? What Are Ya Jumpin Rope In The Attic?! Well, I Peeled An Orange.. About An Hour Ago. Why, What's Up?