I Tried To Walk Into Target, But

I Once Saw A Forklift Lift A Crate Of Forks. And It Was Way To Literal For Me.

An Escalator Can Never Break: It Can Only Become Stairs.

I Have Some Speakers Up Here, Thank God, Because Last Night I Didn't Have Them And I Was Telling Jokes And I Had No Idea Which Joke I Was Telling. So I Told Jokes Twice. I Even Told That One Twice.

Spaghetti... I Can't Eat Spaghetti, There's Too Many Of Them. No Matter How Hungry I Am, 1,000 Of Something Is Too Many. I'll Have 1,000 Pieces Of Noodles.

I Got Some Tartar-control Toothpaste A While Back. I've Still Got Tartar, But It's Under Control.