I Went To A Tent Store. "what

I Had A Chicken Finger That Was So Big, It Was A Chicken Hand.

I Drank Some Boiling Water Because I Wanted To Whistle.

Look At The Limes In This Drink, How They Float. That's Good News. Next Time I'm On A Boat, And It Capsizes, I Will Reach For A Lime. I'm Saved By The Buoyancy Of Citrus.

I Went To A Tent Store. "what Kind Of Tent Do You Need?" "circus."

I Don't Get The Regular Aids Test Anymore. I Get The Roundabout Aids Test. I Ask My Friend Brian, "do You Know Anybody Who Has Aids?". He Says, "no". I Say, "cool, Because You Know Me."