I Drank Some Boiling Water Because I

Sometimes I Get Really Lonely. Especially When I'm Throwing A Frisbee.

People On The 14th Floor, You Know What Floor You’re Really On.

I Tried To Walk Into Target, But I Missed. I Think The Entrance To Target Should Have People Splattered All Around.

I'm Against Picketing, But I Don't Know How To Show It.

I Can Read Minds, But I'm Illiterate.