I Drank Some Boiling Water Because I

What Am I Drinking? Nyquil On The Rocks, For When You're Feeling Sick But Sociable.

I Can Whistle With My Fingers, Especially If I Have A Whistle.

I Would Imagine The Inside Of A Bottle Of Cleaning Fluid Is Really Clean. I Would Imagine A Vodka Bottle Is Really Drunk.

I Got In An Argument With A Girlfriend Inside Of A Tent. That's A Bad Place For An Argument, Because I Tried To Walk Out, And Had To Slam The Flap.

If You Drink O'douls, You Don't Drink; But If You Drink 20 O'douls In A Half Hour, Then You're A Non-alcoholic.