I Drank Some Boiling Water Because I

Why Are There No "during" Pictures?

I Got My Hair Highlighted Because I Felt Some Strands Were More Important Than Others.

Is A Hippopotamus A Hippopotamus Or Just A Really Cool Opotamus?

When You're Doing A Show On Stage, And They Show You A Red Light, That Means You Have 5 Minutes Left. At Some Clubs, They Hold A Candle Up In The Back. That's The Worst Method. You're Up Here, And Then You See A Floating Candle. "oh, No! This Place Is Haunted!" I Can't Be Funny When I'm Frightened.

If I'm Out To Dinner With A Group Of Friends, And Somebody Offers To Pay For The Check, I Immediately Reach For My Wallet. Inside Is A Note That Says, "say Thanks!"