I Used To Have A House In

I Used To Think I Was Like The Wicket- Keeper, Which Is Like The Catcher In Base- Ball, Y'know What I Mean? You Can Call The Play A Lot From Behind The Plate, Y'know What I Mean? You're Not Necessarily The Star, You're Not The One That Makes The Mark, But Usually In The End, You're Called Upon To Get A Run When It's Needed.

I Like The Idea Of Being Out There Regularly With An Audience And With A Funny Gang Of People. That's What I Grew Up With - Doing Television, Doing Shows Every Week.

Elvis Saved My Life When I Was 13 Or 14. He Saved All Our Lives.

Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man; Good Morning, Madam, I'm A Psychiatrist

Life Doesn't Make Any Sense, And We All Pretend It Does. Comedy's Job Is To Point Out That It Doesn't Make Sense, And That It Doesn't Make Much Difference Anyway.