I Used To Think That The Brain

I Don't Know If I Was Put On This Earth For A Purpose Or Not. But I'm Fairly Confident That I'll Be Taken Off Of It For One.

I'm Not A Republican... But I Am Saving Up To Be One.

I Caught My Wife In Bed With Another Man And I Was Crushed. So I Said, "get Off Of Me, You Two!"

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers? Raise My Hand.