I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How

People Come Up To Me... Concerned... That I'll Reproduce.

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.

I Thought I Was Raptured Up Into The Air Today; Turns Out, It Was Just My Gas Oven Exploding.

Always Remember The Last Words Of My Grandfather, Who Said: 'a Truck!'

Some Comedians Change Their Style, Often To Their Advantage; But I See No Reason Why I Can't Continue With The "urbane Sophisticate" 'til The Day I Die.