I've Been In Therapy. I Know Enough

Weathermen Merely Forecast Rain To Keep Everyone Else Off The Golf Course

I Wasn't Making Fun Of My Father In-law's Religion. And Even If I Was So What, It's A Comedy. Religion Should Be Made Fun Of, It's Quite Ridiculous Isn't It. Think How People Spend Their Lives, They Have No Idea. They Go Around As If This Is A Fact. It's So Insane You Know. If I Really Believed That Stuff I'd Keep It To Myself. Lest Somebody Think I Was Out Of My Mind.

Give A Guy A Girlfriend And A Great Job, He Doesn’t Need Therapy.

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.

I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage. I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience. That's What I'm All About - People And Laughter.