I've Been On So Many Blind Dates,

I Go Running When I Have To. When The Ice Cream Truck Is Doing Sixty.

I Don't Think I Was Funny Until College. I Lived With Some Harvard Md/phd Students - They Were So Smart, And What I Contributed To The House Was, I Was The Funny One.

My Husband Wanted One Of Those Big-screen Tvs For His Birthday. So I Just Moved His Chair Closer To The One We Have Already.

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.

I Get My Sense Of Humor From My Parents. That's Why They Don't Have One Anymore.