I've Been On So Many Blind Dates,

My Husband Wanted One Of Those Big-screen Tvs For His Birthday. So I Just Moved His Chair Closer To The One We Have Already.

I Get My Sense Of Humor From My Parents. That's Why They Don't Have One Anymore.

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

I Don't Think I Was Funny Until College. I Lived With Some Harvard Md/phd Students - They Were So Smart, And What I Contributed To The House Was, I Was The Funny One.

My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For Money, Divorce For Money.