I've Never Cooked. I Can't Do Much

I Wasn't Straining At The Bit To Become A Movie Star Any More Than I Had Plotted To Get Out Of Vaudeville And Into Broadway Musicals

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them

If I Feel In Need Of Sleep, I Just Open A Book Or Turn On The Television. Both Are Better Than Any Sleeping Pill.

I Mentioned That I Was Thinking Of Getting Out Of The Business After Call Me Madam. I Thought Maybe I Should Become A Homebody.

When I'm Asked How To Succeed In Show Business, I Always Say I Haven't The Foggiest