I've Never Seen A Homeless Guy With

Save The Trees, Save The Bees, Save The Whales, Save Those Snails.

And, Of Course, The Funniest Food Of All, Kumquats.

Hard Work Is A Misleading Term. Physical Effort & Long Hours Do Not Constitute Hard Work. Hard Work Is When Someone Pays You To Do Something You'd Rather Not Be Doing. Anytime You'd Rather Be Doing Something Other Than The Thing You're Doing...you're Doing Hard Work.

Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

If God Didn't Want You To Masturbate, He Would Have Given You Short Arms.