Save The Trees, Save The Bees, Save

They Mention That It's A Nonstop Flight. Well, I Must Say I Don't Care For That Sort Of Thing. Call Me Old Fashioned, But I Insist That My Flight Stop. Preferably At An Airport.

Bowling Is Not A Sport Because You Have To Rent The Shoes. When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? This Title Offends All Three Major Religions, And Even Vegetarians!

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

In The Doggie Dictionary, Under "bow Wow" It Says, "see "arf Arf.""

Mother's Milk Leads To Everything.