I've Suffered From All Of The Hang-ups

If I Ever Make A Hole In One, A Thrill That I've Never Known, I Won't Be Believed And I'll Have No Fun, For I'm Sure To Be Playing Alone.

"do You Want My Honest Opinion?" People Ask. I Say, "yes," For I'm Curious. So They Give Me Their Honest Opinion, And I - Well, I'm Always Furious.

There Is Some Consolation In The Fact That, Even Though Your Dreams Don't Come True, Neither Do Your Nightmares.

Middle Age Is The Time Of Life That A Man First Notices In His Wife.

There Is No Balm Of Gilead, No Salve, No Soothing Ointment To Stay The Pain Of One Who's Had In Love A Disappointment-- Unless It Be That Healing Lotion Of Fixing On A New Devotion.