I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The

I Tell People That I've Now Done One Decent Thing In My Life. Albeit Inadvertently.

Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad For The Other Person So I'll Stop Just Before The Punchline.

My Life Has Changed. I'm Not Walking Around Any More Wishing I Wasn't Me, Which Was The Case At One Time.

I Think Michael Moore Is A Hero. I Love Him.

It Began To Dawn On Me That Perhaps My Country Needed Me More At Home Than Overseas.