I Wanna Get A Little Drunk, But

I Get Recognized, But I'm Not Really A Famous Famous.

If You Go To Germany And Get Drunk, At Some Point You Will Try To Look Up Hitler In The Phone Book.

My Day Jobs... I Knew I Was Bad At Those, So I Didn't Really Have The Confidence To Think That I Could Do Comedy. But I Knew I Hated The Day Jobs.

Is She Crazy, Like It Says On Her Bracelet, Or Is She Just Looking At My Sheets? I Dunno!

Never Drink Alone, That's What They Say. But You Know What? If You Drink You Will Never Be Alone, Alright?