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Lick The Alphabet. It Makes You Appear Creative, It's An Easy Diagram To Remember, It's Like "aaaaa.... Beeeee.... Ceeee.

I Don't Worry About Terrorism. I Was Married For Two Years.

It Occurred To Me That There Wouldn't Be World Hunger, If You People Would Move Where The Food Is!!!

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!

In The 1990s, It's Ok To Do Comedy About The Chernobyl Disaster Or The Space Shuttle Blowing Up. It's Acceptable To Ridicule The Pope Or The President Of The United States, But God Forbid You Do A Joke... About Gays. The Gay Community Is The Last Sacred Cow In This Society.