I Wanted To Get A Tape Recorder,

I Used To Be A Hot-tar Roofer. Yeah, I Remember That... Day.

I'd Like To Get Four People Who Do Cart Wheels Very Good, And Make A Cart.

On A Traffic Light Green Means 'go' And Yellow Means 'yield', But On A Banana It's Just The Opposite. Green Means 'hold On,' Yellow Means 'go Ahead,' And Red Means, 'where The Hell Did You Get That Banana At?'

Swiss Cheese Is The Only Cheese You Can Draw And People Can Identify. You Can Draw American Cheese, But Someone Will Think It's Cheddar. It's The Only Cheese You Can Bite And Miss. "hey Mitch - Does That Sandwich Have Cheese On It?" "every Now And Then!"

I Bought Myself A Parrot, But It Did Not Say "i'm Hungry", And So It Died.