I Wanted To Give Up, But My

We Were Going To Have An All-day Drinking Binge. Gonna Ride Our Bikes, Hang Out... Do Naughty Things. But I Started Feeling This Overwhelming Guilt.

I Built A Studio In My House So I Can Be With My Kids. I Go Out To My Approval Meetings [for My Collection] While They Nap, But At Least I Can Sing [at Home] While They Sleep At Night.

Motherhood Is A Dream. It Really Is Absolutely Amazing.

I'm Really Clumsy, So I Trip And Fall A Lot. And Every Time I Perform In New York My Pants Split Onstage. That's Happened Four Or Five Times. Every Time, I Pull On My Mom's Jeans As Fast As I Can, So There We Are, Standing Backstage Without Our Pants On. It's Like A Curse.

A Teacher Asked Us If Anybody Knew The Names Of The Continents. I Was Sooo Excited. I Was Like, Damn It! It's My First Day Of 7th Grade, I'm In Junior High And I Know This Answer. So I Raised My Hand, I Was The First One, And I Said A-e-i-o-u!