I Was Born With A Great Gift,

I'd Give All The Champagne I've Ever Drunk To Be Playing Alongside Him In A Big European Match At Old Trafford.

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.

I Was In For 10 Hours And Had 40 Pints - Beating My Previous Record By 20 Minutes

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.

Pain Is Temporary, Glory...lasts Forever!