I Was Born With A Great Gift,

He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots As A Player. (on Kevin Keegan)

Love Is About Mutual Respect, Apart From Attraction.

If You'd Given Me The Choice Of Going Out And Beating Four Men And Smashing A Goal In From Thirty Yards Against Liverpool Or Going To Bed With Miss World, It Would Have Been A Difficult Choice. Luckily, I Had Both.

I Will Respect This Liver. After All, It's Not Mine.

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.