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I Was Born In My Parents' Bedroom On January 16. The World Almanac Says It Was 1909. I Say It Was 1912. But What Difference Does It Make As Long As I Feel 33?

Always Give Them The Old Fire, Even When You Feel Like A Squashed Cake Of Ice.

I Told Her That There Was Something About Christmas Carols That Always Brought Tears To My Eyes. I Added That I Also Cry At Weddings. To Me Weddings Are Very Solemn Occasions. I Should Have Cried At A Couple Of My Own.

I Attend Surprisingly Few Shows. The Type Of Theater That Is Popular Today Just Doesn't Appeal To Me.

Of My Four Marriages, The One To Bob Levitt Is The Only One I Don't Regret